Tweets

    (Source: smallfucks)

    taggedrne:

    when he texts you first 😘


    (Source: fuckyesbeyonce)

    (Source: hanielley)

    itsmigueltho:

    LMFAO !!!

    (Source: ariluvu)

    deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

    ice-valkyrie:

    “The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com

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    How to finger a girl

    1. Use your tongue

    (Source: she-wants-the-eod)

    saudi-in-the-audi:

    ❄️

    (Source: pheltherup)


    (Source: kpfun)


    vengeance-of-synners:

    coolinfantryguy:

    mollyiswideawake:

    mentalalchemy:

    I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

    I lost it at “bitch mittens”

    cant bitch out now

    "bitch sticker"

    (Source: illmaticsom)


    (Source: hansideburns)


    unamusedsloth:

    Office Safari. [source]


    thetardis-in-221b:

    This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.

    (Source: fictionalmasterpiece)


    tastefullyoffensive:

    Purritos (Kitten Burritos) [via chelsea marshall]

    Watch a Tutorial on How to Make a Proper Purrito